So, continuing the beloved series of guessing what a small lovable mascot might be saying or thinking, its Mascots Ep. V, So Many Mascots. Oh, by the way, this might be the last mascot post for a while because I think I ran out. There's an outside chance I can find enough for another one.
"Hey kids, I used to sell breakfast cereal, and now I sell something waaaay more delicious. Cigarettes! They're Great!"
"This year, why not let a bed bug do your taxes!"
"I have a pepper for a hand, and I like it."
"Alright, who invited the spoon?"
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This is a new feature, where I would like you to tell me what you think this character would be saying. Please leave any ideas in the comments. If a few people actually contribute ideas, I'll make it a contest and find a prize for the winner.
