August 08, 2009

A Day at the Palace

One of the Bangkok tourist attractions I knew I wanted to see was The Grand Palace. It is basically this giant complex of these elaborately decorated buildings, monuments, and statues that used to house the king of Thailand. I decided to see this on my first full day in Bangkok. Lucky for me, I had a personal tour guide I had met the night before, Eve. She was very nice to show me around the place and could give good answers to my stupid questions because she is a Buddhist and had been there a bunch of times.

This post is mostly pictures, so enjoy.

A walkway leading to the Palace

Some statue that I thought was cool, but can't remember who it is. The background shows some of the amazing decor of the Palace.

This is a statue believed to have healing power.

Just showing the real solid gold tiles

This is a replica of Ayuthaya. Looks like a nice place.
I just love this photo of the columns

Here was a giant painted wall mural

I posed for a pic with a royal guard. I think I make him look like a little girl.

This statue was carved out of stone with a ball inside the mouth that rolls around. really amazing work.

The Vimanmek Palace

A little accident I had with my iced coffee at the Vimanmek Palace coffee shop when I was trying to put the lid on it.

My ticket to the Grand Palace also got me into this place called the Vimanmek Palace, which I was somewhat more impressed with than the Grand Palace. The Vimanmek houses all of these gifts what were given to the king and the queen, so it was basically filled with golden boats, thrones, etc. which were also covered in diamonds and small pieces of beetle wing. I know that sounds weird, but the beetle wings had this very vibrant green color. I was hoping they would sell some beetle wings at the gift shop, but they didn't. Unfortunately, this place did not allow photography.

My favorite part of all of the exhibits at the Palace was that they listed the time and number of artisans it took to create each piece. For example, this one giant (approximately) 8' x 10' wood carving with elaborate flowers and animals and people said that it took a year and a half and about 50 artisans to create. Some of the items took up to two year/200 artisans. You could say they really like the King.

August 06, 2009

Quite a Score!

I'm not exactly sure what it was. The fact that I have a paying job again. The fact that I was in a foreign land where everything was so cheap. Maybe it was that I live in a place where I can't find any shirts that fit me. Regardless, my trip to Thailand felt like a giant shopping spree. I thought I would just get to telling all about the souvenirs I'm bringing home.

These movies I got at the "mall" of Bangkok called MBK. It has about 5 floors of shops, movie theaters, singing rooms, and a giant food court. They really had everything there. At only 100 baht (3 USD) these movies were a good price.


These polos were also from MBK and very cheap. I believe I payed 480 baht for both of them.


A nice painting I bought from a street artist near Khaosan road. I think I paid 800 baht.


T shirts from MBK. 100 baht apiece!


Some elephants from the street and some wine holders from MBK. Don't want to mention the prices b/c some of these may be gifts.


The two colored shirts were bought off a street vendor and the t-shirt at MBK. Again won't mention prices.


Some shades and a watch from street vendor. Sunglasses together went for 300 baht and watch for 200 baht. I really love the watch because it has both an analog and digital timepiece on it.


Last, my favorite shirt. I overpaid a little to get this one from a street vendor (220 baht). He claimed that it's real high quality fabric and will never shrink. We'll see.

Current conversion rate: 34 baht = 1 USD

The Road to Thailand

Well, now I'm back, (almost) readjusted to Korea time again, and ready to blog. I plan to write four or five posts about my trip in the rest of this week, so stay tuned.

My travel was again pleasant, as I had hoped it would be. For me, travel is such a strange thing, it's like purgatory. We can be traveling half-way around the world, but are trapped the entire time in a tiny box. A tiny area to wait for the plane, a small airplane seat (especially when you're 6'4''), and a bathroom that can make one easily feel claustrophobic. But, awaiting for us often times is an unknown distant tropical paradise, heaven.

One good thing about my travel was that we had a small layover, and I took the time to make some new friends. I met two other English teachers, Paco and Travis, who live in Busan, Korea. It ended up that we were staying in hotels about a block away from each other, so we decided to split a taxi, check-in, and hit a club or two afterwards as a group. They only had one night in Bangkok as there were headed to Phuket, so they didn't mind me tagging along for the night.

The travel was going well until we got to the taxi queue at the airport. We went to a sign that said metered taxi, knowing it is important to do this to not get overcharged. We got a station wagon taxi, and jumped in with our backpacks. When we got in, we told him Khaosan road, where we were staying, and were off. Then, Travis noticed there was no meter in the taxi. He said "meter? meter taxi?" and the driver pulls over. He told us "Khaosan road, 450 baht." We finally said OK, just get us there. Even getting ripped off, we paid 150 baht apiece for the 45 minute ride, which is about $5.

After, we managed to find our hotels, and hit a few bars and clubs for some beer. I ended up meeting a girl named Eve who would later serve as my good friend and tour guide of Bangkok. More about her later.

Anyway, now for some photos....

This is Khaosan Road. Littered with foreigners, shops, and pretty much anything you can think of.

A small troupe of break dancing boys on Khaosan. They were really good.


These two children were at their parent's T-shirt shop. Cutest kids ever.

Some street food. On the left is coconut curry, which ended up being one of my favorite meals ever.

One meal I was eating and a woman came up to me. She had a sign that said "Deaf, I sell these to pay for living. 1 - 30 baht, 2 - 50 baht" or something close to this. I thought I could use one of these little keychain trinkets she was selling, so I went ahead and bought one. I pulled out the money in my pocket, and realized I only had 1000 baht bills. I looked at her and shrugged, and with a determined look, she nodded, grabbed the bill, set her stuff down and ran away. I thought, OK, there goes my money. She was very honest, though, she just left, made change, and came right back. I decided to get a picture with her.

On my last full day I decided to get a Thai massage. The picture above generally describes what you get. It's a lot of punching, beating, and getting walked on, but I felt a lot better afterwards. And, its only 200 baht ($6 per hour).

I got a photo with my masseuse, Walissa. She is standing on a stool.


I wanted to put in these cute little kitties who sleep outside one of the doors of my hotel.


Well, don't worry, tons more to come. Tomorrow I'll show the Grand Palace and Vimanmek Mansion.

July 29, 2009

A Vacation Already?

Well, one month in Korea is over. I could put in more reflective words here, but I'm just going to say I'll do that later and talk about my upcoming vacation.

Do I need a vacation after one month of work? Not really. Am I going to take one? Yes, most definitely. It seems like a good time to go anyway because they started demolishing this place across the street from me so I hear just a little bit too much broken glass and destruction at 7:00 in the morning. Side comment: these people never wear hard hats.

For anybody who doesn't know, I'm going to Thailand. I actually leave today and have to catch a bus in three hours. From there, I have a small layover in Taiwan, and then it's off to Bangkok. I have packed very very lightly. Just six days of clothes, toiletries, a few books, hat, sunglasses, sandals, camera, and MP3 player. Luckily it all nestles snugly into my backpack.

I don't have the itinerary set yet, but my possibly to do list includes:
The Grand Palace (located very close to my hotel)
Suan Lum Night Bazaar
Chatuchak Market
Chinatown
Ayuthaya ancient ruins
Vimanek Mansion
Thai River Cruise
Marble Temple
A Day at a beach somewhere
Whatever random things I find

I am traveling alone, mostly due to the fact that no other teacher's vacation aligned with mine. There are three teachers headed to Phuket, Thailand and will be in Bangkok one of the nights I'm there so I'm planning to meet with them. I can deal with traveling alone, though, because I like the aspects of sticking to my own schedule, seeing the attractions I want to see, and being forced to meet new people.

I have also heard that pickpockets might be a problem. I recently read, though, that the Thai government has really cracked down on it because they value tourism. I'm not sure what to think, because this could be an elaborate scheme by a federation of pickpockets who want people to lower their guard. Anyway, I made a necklace passport/credit card holder out of three index cards, a shoelace, and some duct tape, so I'm pretty sure I'll be safe.

This is going to be my last blog post for a week, so I'm going to leave you with a few current chart toppers from Korea to pass the time. Enjoy:


July 28, 2009

A Painting

So I figured I would just go ahead and post this here, even though its mostly a travel experience blog and I finished it about two weeks ago. Anyway, I made this painting of a bird flying into the sky on a piece of real heavyweight paper that manages to resist warping pretty well.
As seen from the pencil drawing, it's just a combination of squares for the clouds, triangles for the bird, and rectangles for the sky. I've been going through a phase where I like to do a mosaic style of tiny triangles. Not really sure why.

I think the coloring really pulls this piece together from the bare pencil sketch. This painting is somewhat inspired by the fact that I live (at least in the same time zone) as the land of the rising sun.

It's my first painting in Korea. Like it? Hate it? Want to buy it?

July 27, 2009

Mascots Ep. III: Revenge of the Mascots

Well we all know the story by now. Brad comes to Korea, loves the advertising genius of using the suicidal mascots, takes pictures, makes up captions, yada yada yada. Here we are, back by popular demand, Mascots Episode III: Revenge of the Mascots.

"Come and watch me drink beer out of a mug with a beak! A damn beak!"


"Most people can't even understand how offensive I am!"


"Once you go black beer......"


"You don't even want to know how this happened!"


"Oh God! I'm a shoe, aren't I?"


"I keep telling the wife, open your eyes when you're pounding the dough, but nooooooo. Last week she nailed some clown in the nose."


"That's right, there is no where in the world you can get away from me."

July 26, 2009

A Little Seoul

I'm finally getting to write about this a little late, but better late than never. Anyway, last weekend (seriously feels like a month ago) I went to Seoul with a new friend Lisa from the UK, where we met another foreigner from the UK named Paul. Our plan was to go to the Seoul Arts Center, which is basically a large art museum. The trip to Seoul is easy, only costing about seven dollars and lasting a little over an hour and half. Of course, both Lisa and I were going on about four hours of sleep and hung over so that was the only difficult part. She got shushed by a Korean woman in front of us which she found really annoying and I found a little funny, it must have happened to her before.

While there I got to revisit some of my favorite American foods. We made stops at a Subway, a Starbucks, a Mexican restaurant, and a Coldstone Creamery. There is this section of Seoul called Itaewon loaded with foreigners and you can find almost anything American there. The Subway was a little disappointing, mostly because I love the $5 footlong deal. I ended up paying 9k Won for a footlong turkey sub and a softdrink. Subway, here's a thought: All you have to do is write a catchy song just like in the USA.

A suggestion:
Five
Five thousand
Five thousand Won quarter meter!

I think it is almost as catchy as the US version, so you know, think about it.

I might as well just go to the photos then.

We were in a large shopping district near the arts center. The streets were pretty crowded here, and if you look closely you can see Lisa taking a photo as well as Paul in the red shirt.

This is the Seoul Arts Center, which was pretty great. The exhibits were a little pricey where you had to pay 8k Won for each small exhibit. We only did two: one with sculpture and one about photography. I'll just say that the photography one really blew and we were out of there in about 6 minutes. The next photos are from the sculpture and art section.

This is some cool fireman thing I really liked. It's life-size.

The exhibit running was all about superstars and icons, and art which captures them. Fittingly, here are the three major icons in America, at least I'm pretty sure they have each appeared on plates more than anybody else. These are made out of some paint and then the darker areas are actually fly paper where bugs were allowed to stick to it and form the image.

This was one of my favorites. Some artist paints trees that also look like superstars, featuring one of Jesus and an icon pictured here. I'll let you guess who it is.

I sniped this photo of Mr. Lazy (see t-shirt) at this area where you could act like you were getting press photos of yourself.

Since this was about icons, of course there is Mr. Jackson. I can faintly hear him going "He he he" while doing this crotch grab.

Near the entrance of the building are these giant wicker type figures. I found this cool angle where it's like he's inviting you in. Or trying to pick you up and eat you. Whatever.

Overall the trip was really fun, but a little short. Lisa wasn't feeling well due to getting very little sleep and the fact that the pollution can get bad in Seoul. Her sinuses may or may not have been about to explode. I liked the limited areas of Seoul I was able to see, and it's interesting to see how many foreigners are there. They are basically on every street corner. It is a very expensive city, though. I spent that 9k on Subway, about 20k for my chimichanga which wasn't very good, and 7k at Coldstone.

I do have to mention one more thing. The art exhibit about icons and superstars gave us a translated tour page which some very interesting interpretations of the art. I find this translated interpretation of the abstract art works extremely fascinating. Here are a select few:

"The general public have their own icons in mind. They compare themselves with the icons. It is kind of longing and wishes. This symptom spreads through people. The public are often satisfied with some aspects of stars which they don't have."

"Zou Cao confines his subject matter as a star within the frame of a fingerprint. Remember the fact the fingerprint is the one of the middle finger. He intends to reveal his sardonic laugh at idols and capital. This work shows and artist's creed to confront against the awe of a star."

"A Certain Silence: Who is the star?
As we are indulged in a star and intoxicated with luxury goods, we cannot be aware of the one who is opposite them. Or we just don't want to know. The public's devotion for stars is vain and fruitless. Aren't all of us the one who waits for Godot? [they might have meant God there] People surprisingly intend not to confront the reality. We turn away our eyes in front of the subject that should be treated as a superstar for good reason."

"Seeing Lee Jong Gu's cow, we come to confront the truth. Fields and farmers that still exist as clear as crystal have been obscured under the cloak of modernization. Nonetheless, who can deny that a cow gazing at us with its big eyes and farmers taking a rest to cool down deserve the name as a star? What is the point to wear the farmer a Hermes watch on his wrist who comes from the earth and wishes to go back to it."

"There are so many stars around us. We take courage and find new hopes from them. And sometimes we become depressed in spirit and despair because of them...........What should be recognized here is the elaboration and creativeness of the artists who drag a star into their subject matters. I hope you can find the pleasure of reading works of art and experience of self-reflection as well."

July 23, 2009

Pool Day

I'm pretty sure everybody who reads this blog has been thinking "why is it taking so long to finally see some of the kids?" Well, for everyone who was thinking this, you're day has arrived. Wednesday this week was a pool day where we take all of the kindergarten kids, pack them into a few vans, and take them to a pool about 30km away on top of a hotel. It's really nice for the teachers because instead of having to yell "quiet" at loud kindergarten children every few minutes we just let them go at it.
Before they swim, they have to do a series of warm up exercises.
Now they line up around the pool and kick their legs.
This is Catherine coming down the water slide.
General mischief happening. Every kid has their own tube, which is nice.
After swimming we all sat down for lunch. These two boys from one of my classes are named Thomas and Gilbert.
This is Isabel. She is a sweet little girl but requires nonstop attention.
Joo and Joseph, who looks like he is up to something.
More of the boys from my class.
This girl is Euris, and I'm not really sure what is happening here. It is, however, hilarious.